Ten Ways College is Like Preschool

1.  You cry for your mother.

2.  You cross the street without looking for cars.

3.  Snack time is a necessity.

4.  You bundle up for the outdoors without caring
    what you look like (because everyone else looks
    just as stupid as you do).

5.  You stay at home and play games with your friends.

6.  You wear your backpack on both shoulders.

7.  You wear big mittens.

8.  Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.

9.  You take naps.

10. You look forward to grilled cheese sandwhiches.